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Monday 30 May 2016

5 Types Of People You'll Find In AStudent Hostel -

 
1.The Noise makers Crew
These ones have no other job except from
playing music
They take it serious even more than an
"official mission''.Immediately PHCN takes the
light they put on their generators and
continue to " gbedulize" late into night even
during examination periods they are still up
all night "gbedulizing".
I love them for one thing however on Sunday
Mornings They begin to play Christian songs
by artists like Don Moen, Frank Edwards e.t.c
by 12:00 pm however they switch it back to
gbedu.
2.The HungerBad crew
These ones carry spoons in their pockets
everywhere they go. Some even carry spoons
to their lecture halls so as to branch to their
coursemates room after classes and get some
"base".
Their nose is very sensitive as they can
perceive the aroma of your delicacy 10 blocks
away.They arrive at your doorstep in seconds
and they devour the meal you had future
plans for.
3 The SUs
If you have them in your hostel you don't
need an Alarm as their " skalaboshing" will
definitely wake you up every morning.Their
voices can be heard two hostels away.I love
them for one thing however they are very
respectful and will greet you almost
prostrating calling you "brother" no matter
how rasta u are.
4.The borrowers crew
These ones can borrow anything u have
including your underwear.They come to you
and start with words like "Baba I fit see
matches for your hand" The moment you give
them they automatically start borrowing
everything you have including your
underwears.
Some of them even go as far as borrowing
cooked food "Baba I fit borrow one plate of
beans and garri, I go give u back I swear"
5.The Runs Girls crew
These ones entertain all sorts of jollof be it
Ghanian or Nigerian jollof.Different species of
men flocks in and out every second.Most
times you can't sleep well because of the
things you hear at night.
You can never cheat these ladies as most of
them walk around with a POS.

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