Tuesday 31 May 2016
Monday 30 May 2016
5 Types Of People You'll Find In AStudent Hostel -
1.The Noise makers Crew
These ones have no other job except from
playing music
They take it serious even more than an
"official mission''.Immediately PHCN takes the
light they put on their generators and
continue to " gbedulize" late into night even
during examination periods they are still up
all night "gbedulizing".
I love them for one thing however on Sunday
Mornings They begin to play Christian songs
by artists like Don Moen, Frank Edwards e.t.c
by 12:00 pm however they switch it back to
gbedu.
2.The HungerBad crew
These ones carry spoons in their pockets
everywhere they go. Some even carry spoons
to their lecture halls so as to branch to their
coursemates room after classes and get some
"base".
Their nose is very sensitive as they can
perceive the aroma of your delicacy 10 blocks
away.They arrive at your doorstep in seconds
and they devour the meal you had future
plans for.
3 The SUs
If you have them in your hostel you don't
need an Alarm as their " skalaboshing" will
definitely wake you up every morning.Their
voices can be heard two hostels away.I love
them for one thing however they are very
respectful and will greet you almost
prostrating calling you "brother" no matter
how rasta u are.
4.The borrowers crew
These ones can borrow anything u have
including your underwear.They come to you
and start with words like "Baba I fit see
matches for your hand" The moment you give
them they automatically start borrowing
everything you have including your
underwears.
Some of them even go as far as borrowing
cooked food "Baba I fit borrow one plate of
beans and garri, I go give u back I swear"
5.The Runs Girls crew
These ones entertain all sorts of jollof be it
Ghanian or Nigerian jollof.Different species of
men flocks in and out every second.Most
times you can't sleep well because of the
things you hear at night.
You can never cheat these ladies as most of
them walk around with a POS.
Thursday 26 May 2016
Vc's Cup Update: The Vc's Cup Final Holds Today!!
This is to announce to the general public and students of the University of Benin that the Vice Chancellor's Cup (Professor F.F.O Orumwense) holds today.
Both the male and female football teams of the Faculty of Arts have made it to the finals of the VC's Cup. The teams competing for the final are below.
Monday 23 May 2016
ASUU UNIBEN chapter suspends strike!!!!
greetings greatest UNIBEN INTELLECTUALS, this is to bring to our NOTICE that NLC has called off the nation wide STRIKE and consequently, ASUU UNIBEN chapter has returned to class.
Hence, academic activities commences with immediate effect.
I'm sure we enjoyed and made judicious use of the few lecture free days.
The SAFE IMPACT 2016 uses this platform to encourage us to continue HARD with our STUDIES as EXAMINATION SUCCESS awaits us all soonest.
Tuesday 17 May 2016
latest happening in uniben. SUG Desk's
Resounding greetings to EVERY UNIBEN INTELLECTUAL.
As part of our electoral promises, and the making of a SAFE IMPACT (SOCIAL, ACADEMIC, FINANCIAL AND ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT) the SAFE
IMPACT 2016 is highly ready and ever wanting to serve YOU in a more PROACTIVE way.
As regard this quest, below are lined up to come in the shortest time...
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT presents KEEP UNIBEN CLEAN. A day set outside to maintain our environment in a more SOCIAL, FUN AND INTELLECTUAL manner. DATE: 27th may 2016.
Thursday 12 May 2016
The Vice Chancellor's Cup" Football Championship kick off
The 2016 Interfaculy Games "The Vice Chancellor's Cup" Football
Championship will officially from 18th may and ends 27th May, 2016.
There is a total number of 13 faculties participating in the games. They
are grouped into 4 groups A,B,C,D. There will be 15 matches played for
the first round from 18th to 21st may. Find the list below...
Dean of Students affair angry with the people in the hostel
P.R.O Hon. Ikotu Gideon, Welfare Hon. Osita Eugene D.O.S Hon Michael Iroegbu, and others.
On getting to hall 3 the dean expressed dissatisfaction based on the fact that the hotel which was painted just few months ago is been stained by the students in the hostel.
S.U.G Supreme Court: A message to all Uniben Student about the commencement of the court
of the establishment and commencement of the Supreme Court of the Students Union Government.
Tuesday 10 May 2016
DO YOU KNOW!!!!! NOTICE PLUS
Has it come to your notice that 75% of uniben students have
not started reading? As it was observed that in classes that you see less than 10
persons per class which stay till day break doing night reading A.K.A night
class, I ask the question, what are we waiting for? Early to bed, early to
rise. Lets start and get the best out of this semester. It’s not as easy as it sounds but with constant
dedication we can make this happen
SaintEfex
WATCH OUT…. Uniben Plus Aproko
One of the most popular and useful place in UNIBEN popularly
known as Education field is crying and begging for it to be maintain. Also this
pitch has now become a quarrelling ground for any match that is played, we
plead to all football loving uniben student to play this game with love and not
allow our own self interest comes in. as I believe any officiating body or
person will do its best during this period of football season [H.O.D cups V.C
cups DEAN cups etc] in uniben
SaintEfex
SaintEfex
WATCH OUT…….. Make up or Make over
It is amazing to see uniben girls look flashy and sassy with
beautiful hair styles and nice clothes. But you will agree with me that the
recent facial look of our girls all in the name of make up or make over has now
being something to worry about. With the introduction of so many make up
company and individuals our girls are becoming {make up foolish} using
different chemicals and styles which will never go well with the skin color or
the outfit. Please we plead to our lovely girlfriend and sisters, reduce the
quality and make use of the right choice to bring out the best in you, or
better still remain natural and appreciate God for his beauty in you he made………
SaintEfex
SaintEfex
Friday 6 May 2016
Kardi media 2 Days Intensive Photography Training starts today
2 Days Intensive Photography Training!
Come learn and master how to make professional pictures through the following:
- Shot Composition
- Camera Settings
- Light Exposure
Also:
How to snap a professional Picture with a smart phone.
Registration fee:
N500
Date:
6th and 7th May, 2016.
Venue:
Faculty of Arts' Orchard.
Contact us @
www.facebook.com/kardimedia
Instagram: KardiMedia
Call or Whatsapp: 08135809391,08133960167.
This 2 Days Intensive Photography Training is Supported by
POLITICAL ANIMAL
UNIBEN GIST
HOUSE OF EPITOME
See the face of SUG President Lauretta As She Cover SPEC MAGAZINE
SPEC, a Student Photography Enthusiasts club which is based Uniben
features our SUG President Lauretta Obakpolor in the May issue of their
magazine.
In this issue you will find an interesting interview with our new SUG President . She tells Spec magazine her journey of becoming the Students Union Government President of Uniben being the only female aspirants for this position and eventually the winner. She also shares her plans, interests and long term goals as a woman ready to make an impact in her society.
In this issue you will find an interesting interview with our new SUG President . She tells Spec magazine her journey of becoming the Students Union Government President of Uniben being the only female aspirants for this position and eventually the winner. She also shares her plans, interests and long term goals as a woman ready to make an impact in her society.
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